January 2011
i hate when my mom says "come eat"
salinaaa:
samboob:
ok mom i heard you and i answered you
2 seconds later
“come eat”
“OKAY MOM”
5 seconds later
“come eat”
“OKAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
omg its like a fucking repeated cycle for a good minute or two
it gets me so mad -_-
i thought i was the only one..
I hate it when I get a text message and its...
I can out eat you
manong-jayar:
liveonlyonce:
selenaxbabay:
Reblog if you read that wrong
omq
I saw “I can eat you out”
: The least you can do is thank your girl. →
kellymaneja:
I know us girls can get dramatic, overreact over the smallest things, and be the most complicated bitches ever, but we act like that cause we care. I know it’s a weird way of showing it, but we do. If she feels like you’re not putting in the same 100 as she is, the least you can do is thank her. I…
Put a percent in my ask box.
worshipsatan666:
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
"Whats Wrong?" "Nothing"
Its either;
I don’t want to talk about it.
Why the fuck would I tell you
You wouldn’t give two shits.
Your the last person on earth I would tell.
Your the person that caused me to be the way i am
You have a big fucking mouth that can’t be trusted
I don’t need pep talks or;
Theres nothing wrong at all.
Tumblr needs to
ohfortheloveofpancake:
Notify you when someone un-follows you
Notify you when someone has answered a question you asked
Bring back the red bubble with the notification numbers
Let you reply to peoples replies
The best excuse :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
R E B L O G ＩＦ ＹＯＵ ＷＥＲＥ ＢＯＲＮ ＩＮ １９８９， １９９０，１９９１，...
That awkward moment when you're talking to...
csean:
Honestly, I don't need someone that sees what's...
When you take a picture with your friend and she...
thesickestlady:
thisnigguhjordan:
and you look like
then she uploads it on facebook and tags you in it.
Reblog if you've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02,...
alyaae:
This won’t happen for another 1,000 years
When you message me first.
vanessapajarillo:
Went pearls today:]
OMG THE LADY AT FOREVER21 TOOK SO FRICKN LONG -_- LOL went Hatsby too, i bought my Gatsby n my fren boght her gauges:] lol
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
xxchristinaxx:
i’m usually like
When you're eating and you see something funny.
salinaaa:
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
Do you know the game?
whatdianawants:
You meet each other
You always talk to each other
Hold hands
Hug/cuddle
Always talk on the phone
Call each other nicknames
Text 24/7
Hang out everyday
You start to give kisses
You think about the what if`s together
but you cant fall in love, cause if you do, you lose.
Yeah, I always seem to be the loser in this game.